It’s the school holidays and it would be nice to say that my little darlings are playing beautifully, chasing butterflies around our sunny garden, but they’re not.
Mabel wants to play imaginary games all the time (which involve constantly jabbering, singing and sometimes squawking with her soft toys) Samson would rather loose himself in Minecraft or watch other people playing Minecraft on YouTube (I will never understand this) and they manage to disagree about absolutely everything.
Oh yes, and its been drizzling for two days.
Inspired by the need to be as far from his sister as possible and denied any more screen time by his evil mother, Samson decided that he would like to ‘do a project’ at the bottom of the garden.
“I’m going to make a little flower garden and a tepee.” and he starts to dig and clear the ivy in what I call the ‘the nature reserve’ (I think you all know what that really means)
He had said ‘he’ was going to do a project but at this point he explained that actually ‘we’ were going to do a project.
So here’s how we made a hanging teepee…
We measured the space under the bushes where it could hang and decided the best use of space would be a square base and that it would be 150cm high in the middle so he could stand up in it.
We bought 6m of wipe clean table fabric from our local fabric shop – you could do it with less if you wanted to sew some of the side panels together but at £4.99 a metre it was easier to cut whole triangles.
Now I remembered something about triangles and 3.14 but to be honest that might have been circles. So, to use as little maths as possible I measured 100cm across the bottom of the fabric, folded it in half and measured 150cm up the crease and drew a line joining the corner of the base to the point. I cut along the line and unfolded it and viola a perfectly proportioned triangle.
Now to my trusty sewing machine. I bought this second hand off a friends mum when I was 14 years old and it has to be the best £30 I’ve ever spent (Thank you Mrs Scanlon its still going strong)
I went over these a number of times as they will take the most strain. Make sure you only sew the door panels half way so they can open and close.
By this time the fabric was very heavy and was sliding all over the place. It would have been much easier to use a cotton or linen fabric which would be fine with consistent sun but useless in a persistent drizzle.
I went over this a number of times too as it will be taking a lot of strain as it hangs from a branch. I also put an equal amount of loop on the inside so that Samson can hang a little torch if he wants to stay out later. It’s purposely not big enough to lie down as I know what his next question is going to be.
Mabel sat in it once then revealed to me that she doesn’t like this bit of the garden as it is where Sam relieves himself when he can’t be bothered to go inside, this was strongly denied by the accused and was about to irrupt into another squabble. I’m happy to never know if he has done this so did what I usually do when they bicker, sing ‘Let it Go’ from Frozen, quite loudly. Afraid that I would sing the whole song, Mabel scarpered inside to continue her production of Bugsy Malone played by sparkly eyes cats.
And Samson, well, I think this picture says it all…